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Hello there earthlings, Welcome to the Wonderful and Wicked world of skin care and nutrition. My main aim was to grow in knowledge concerning these topics (as I'd love a career in surrounding this area). So wrap up, fetch a smoothie and read about food/skin products (that aren't a rip off and actually work), a TOUCH of lifestyle posts here and there and SPRINKLE of useful tips and tricks on your overall health (I am talking mouth-watering/'you still stay the same size' recipes). PROCLAIMER: Am not an 'expert' but hey, am a BUSY BUG and if your reading this then hay JOIN THE JOURNEY BUDDY!
THE 'HELLO'S' AND INTRODUCTION'-BE-YOU-TIFUL'
SOOOO...not to be loud and obnoxious but how do I begin (I have already began). < That was a joke. Woops guess I've already have already received some *sighs* and here we go again with another wannabe stand up comedian. All jokes aside though, I am a hilarious person if I say so myself, in fact I laugh at my own jokes more than I laugh at others. (don't lie, we all wish for a best friend like ourselves) BUT REALLY LETS GET STRAIGHT ONTO THIS APPRENTICE STYLE.
Here's my pitch: I think you should read my blog because.....am a Health Seeker, no that makes no sense but I truly believe in a healthy lifestyle. Far too long have I read about diseases such as diabetes and seen a rash on my arm and panicked like those goons on '2012'. So my inner Einstein kicked and I realised these could've been prevented ages ago, I mean if I knew half the little tricks with makeup I wouldn't have looked like Marilyn Manson in the 90s. So I decided to read, research and record my new found knowledge in case anyone else goes *OH WHITE EYELINER could actually make my eyes look bigger* and *DAMN coconut oil can make your skin glow*.
#health #skincare #glossier 'whitechocolate #halloweenindays- ofcourse this isn't instagram but i might as well but enough with my chatter *youtuber voice* "hit that subscribe button and like".
Well while I adjust to this full world of blogging I hope you amazing people (yes am bribing) continue to read my awesome (yes there awesome, come on Anna Wintour herself agrees to some of the future posts I am about to...post. Well till he next time greetings from one wanderlust adventurer and until the next time "make sure to drink lots of water-for all those who forget to drink water"
Hello there earthlings, Welcome to the Wonderful and Wicked world of skin care and nutrition. My main aim was to grow in knowledge concerning these topics (as I'd love a career in surrounding this area). So wrap up, fetch a smoothie and read about food/skin products (that aren't a rip off and actually work), a TOUCH of lifestyle posts here and there and SPRINKLE of useful tips and tricks on your overall health (I am talking mouth-watering/'you still stay the same size' recipes). PROCLAIMER: Am not an 'expert' but hey, am a BUSY BUG and if your reading this then hay JOIN THE JOURNEY BUDDY!
THE 'HELLO'S' AND INTRODUCTION'-BE-YOU-TIFUL'
SOOOO...not to be loud and obnoxious but how do I begin (I have already began). < That was a joke. Woops guess I've already have already received some *sighs* and here we go again with another wannabe stand up comedian. All jokes aside though, I am a hilarious person if I say so myself, in fact I laugh at my own jokes more than I laugh at others. (don't lie, we all wish for a best friend like ourselves) BUT REALLY LETS GET STRAIGHT ONTO THIS APPRENTICE STYLE.
Here's my pitch: I think you should read my blog because.....am a Health Seeker, no that makes no sense but I truly believe in a healthy lifestyle. Far too long have I read about diseases such as diabetes and seen a rash on my arm and panicked like those goons on '2012'. So my inner Einstein kicked and I realised these could've been prevented ages ago, I mean if I knew half the little tricks with makeup I wouldn't have looked like Marilyn Manson in the 90s. So I decided to read, research and record my new found knowledge in case anyone else goes *OH WHITE EYELINER could actually make my eyes look bigger* and *DAMN coconut oil can make your skin glow*.
#health #skincare #glossier 'whitechocolate #halloweenindays- ofcourse this isn't instagram but i might as well but enough with my chatter *youtuber voice* "hit that subscribe button and like".
Well while I adjust to this full world of blogging I hope you amazing people (yes am bribing) continue to read my awesome (yes there awesome, come on Anna Wintour herself agrees to some of the future posts I am about to...post. Well till he next time greetings from one wanderlust adventurer and until the next time "make sure to drink lots of water-for all those who forget to drink water"
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